Mathew, it's not funny. But I'm Laughing.

Its Sunday,
The birds are chirping and the wind is blowing mildly,
caressing my skin with such light touch,
that it almost made me feel free.

Today, my mum has decided to play badminton,
so we went to the Yonex badminton court,
Near my house.
Invited my dad's family too.
man, that uncle can really play!
I was panting hard,
But he's still standing at the same spot,
smiling at my red face. XD

Played for like 1 and a half hour,
then we went home,
feeling all refreshed and well,
less effervescent but contented.=)

Then mum decide to make dessert,
And i decided to help her out.
See, I'm so helpful.
Sorry, was self praising.

I was helping my mum,
when Matthew suddenly interrupted me,
with a phone call.

Matthew: Hey Gie Eng, what is your shoe size ar?
Me: * puzzled Erm, I don't know. Maybe 7 or 8.
Matthew: How can you not know?
Me: Well.. * stutter stutter
Matthew: Never mind, I'll call you again later.

I wanted to call him,
But my hands are full with glucose.
Plus, I'm helping my mum out,
so I just swallowed my intention,
with a gulp.

Then, my phone rang again,
and the conversation that follows,
is what i call

" whether to laugh or to angry" kind of condition.

Matthew: Hey, Gie Eng. What size do you wear? Your top.
Me: * pulling a weird face on Uh what do you mean?
Matthew: Size A, B, C, or D?
Me: * still not getting it Uhm I don't know.
Matthew: HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW?
Me: Never mind, I'll call you in a bit.

After he had put down the phone,
only i realised how slow witted i was.
=.-" He was asking for my bra size.
My mum was wondering why am i blushing so hotly.
Thanks a lot to you, Matt.
My mum smells that something fishy,
was going on.
Oh, I'm not gonna tell her that.

Later, Matthew told me he bought me a bikini.
A bikini!!!
Man, I mean,
Nobody in their right mind
Would ever buy his friend a bikini!
Gosh, I'm so speechless.

My brother overheard our conversation,
and talked to Matt over the phone.
he told Matt that he would be so happy to,

snap a photo of me in the bikini suit.

Thank god, I called Nigel,

later at night,

he told me,

tat they bought a cap instead. =)

Matthew, you scared me for a bit.

But, it was a good joke,

my brother was rather disappointed at you though, Matt.

I'll post the picture next time!

I'm Not Effervescent..

Gosh, i woke up with a sore head,
i couldn't open my eyes.
But after a moment talking and persuading myself,
I walked down to have breakfast,
and return to Limbo fueled by a Panadol.

Slept till 11, bathe and went out for lunch,
at the very same restaurant i had,
that weird donkey meat.
We ordered some 'ordinary' dishes,
and Mum said we're coming again at night.XD

Due to my procrastination,
I had 'accidentally' to skip Kumon,
much to my disappointment.
So i got home and practiced at my piano,
for 1 and a half hour,
which past so fast that,
before you could say ' Jack Robinson',
it's over.
Time flew too fast.

I then went to my BM tuition.
My teacher is a total pervert,
sorry I'm just joking.
Still, it's still partially true.
For one, he's always joking about XXX jokes,
and two, he just claims that all this jokes are to 'open' our mind a 'bit'.
Sigh..

The class filled with obscenity lasted,
For a dreading 1 and a half hour long.
Sorry, I'm just exaggerating,
Well, maybe for a 15 minutes here and there.
I wouldn't even join his class,
if it wasn't because that he's a teacher with knowledge.
Sigh..

Later in the evening, we went for dinner,
at the same restaurant.
It was so weird,
I mean I'm going to the same restaurant... again.
Though, the food was scrumptious!
there's that banana wrapped by a slice of ham,
and then is deep fried.
It's so delicious that i do not know how to describe it.
I'm honest!
Never mind, I know the whole ham thing doesn't appeal you,
But, I really enjoyed it.
Immensely. Exotic.

P.S i gave my father 99 folded origami roses on his birthday. He went weepy. <3>

Waxing For Guys.

It's a bizarre day in school.

First, it was rather boring in class,
so I walked to Egan and Indran's table.
I'm happy that they are talking so vibrantly,
Until i found out what a queer topic they're talking a bout.

They were talking about waxing!
What shocked me was,
Egan actually tried to wax Indran's arm,
And Indran was actually co-operating!

Egan: Here's the cellophane tape for the waxing.
Indran: OK, now you do it.
Egan: OK *paste the cellophane tape on to Indran's arm and with one go, he pulled the strip.
Indran: OWWWW!! Man, that hurts.
Egan: *snickering HAHAHAHA
Indran: Stop laughing la.

Egan sounded like sadist,
Only because he's my Tigger,
So i can't say that.
We made a deal. =)

SMS
Egan: My "cacat" leg is currently paralyzed.
Me: Do you need me to chop it for you?
Egan:Aww, so caring. You're kind enough to chop off my leg. Thank you so much!
Me:So I'll come over now.. erm, mebbe after i'm done with my hw..
Egan: yes please i've suffered from abesity my whole life.
Me: Aww, so chopping off your legs would make you not so heavy eh?
Egan: OMG! the innocent teddy bear i once knew is evil!
Me:OMG! The once innocent Tigger i once knew is such a good actor! He can pretend so well!
Egan: I have no idea whether i should take that as an insult or a compliment. Oh well, thanks. Cool, an acting chef.
Me:Ok i gotta go now. got hw to do.
Egan: ok sorry for disturbing.
Me: Don't always say sorry la.
Egan: i'm used to say sorry. Sorry sorry sorry.
Me: =.-" One more unnecessary sorry from you, i'm really coming over with a chainsaw.
Egan: Sorry.
Me :=.-"Chainsaw on the way. Prepare your funeral.

Egan, you can be the most annoying creature in this world,
if you want to.

Ok, now back to school.
Erm, it was Friday today.
I decided to sneak out of school,
Together with Kiwi, Egan, and Nigel.
we went to a bakery shop,
to have our lunch.

It was weird,
Kiwi ordered chicken again,
he'll never change,
it's forever chicken.
Egan ordered some tuna thingy,
but he said

"This wasn't what I thought it was" XD

Nigel ordered turkey ham sandwiches,
only to find himself insufficient of food. = =
We had to fish out some money to feed him with cake.

Then, we walked back into Atria.
I wanted to get a book from the book warehouse,
so we walked up.
The boys were walking behind me like bodyguards.
They were tailing behind me,
till i felt so funny that i practically shoo-ed them away.
They didn't really bother with my threat,
But it was a real thanks to Nigel =),
Cause he was bugging the boys to go to the toilet.
Then i had a free reign for a moment or so,
.................. and they're back.

Egan: Hello, Parcel.
Me: = =" I'm not your parcel.. * irritated grr..

I bought a book,
and it's entitled 'Mayflower'.
It an average book, though.
It was so short that i finished in 30 minutes.
Not exactly indulging.

Well, we walked back to school.
Reached in 10 minutes.
Nigel went back early,
because he's got tuition with Pn. Azizzzza =) and Priscilla.
I played badminton for a while,
but my enjoyment was short lived.
Dad came to pick me up. sigh.

To make my dad compensate,
I bugged my Dad to company me,
to jog in the evening.
It worked.=)

I went to bathe,
and changed into a Chelsea T-shirt,
in order to annoy my already agitated siblings.
(they're MU fans by the way *smirk)

Dad came home as he promised,
and we went to jog.
I think Dad's muscle got rusty,
Because he couldn't even make a 6 round.
Dad, exercise more,
And bring me along! =)

That's all for today i guess. bye!

Pheeshelaa Rocks!!

I woke up at 5 today,
my head was pounding,
like a million needle puncturing my brain.
I got off my bed,
walking like a zombie,
dragging my heavy feet away from the tempting bed,
towards the toilet.

I took a bath,
Cleaned up myself,
and went down for breakfast.

Went to school,
was a bit later than Samara,
got up to class, and start our job,
by pasting the borders for the information board.

Then, bell rang.
we went down to line up.
There was a short sketch,
by the Form 1s and 2s,
Entitled........

"Snow White"

With Pheeshelaa, my son,
as the evil Queen.
Holy, my son's wearing a superficial mask,
that has the lips puckered up,
as if she'd kiss someone with that. *eyes rolling
She acted so well,
not to mention b*tchly.
B*itch isn't her nature ,though,
It's just the character she's playing.

Well, Cheetara palyed as Snow White,
Honestly, i admit,
I never really see it coming.
LOL.

Pheelala, You Rocks!! <3

Well, back to class.

Everyone was so hyped up to decorate the class,
Mr Chan allowed us to use his period to do so.
But,
But he blamed us for making him use the permanent marker ,
on OUR whiteboard.

Mr Chan: You see, because of your voice, now I've done something stupid.
Class: * stoning* soon sin snickering
Mr Chan: Hiyo, now I've done something stupid, all because your fault la.

=.- haih, when is he gonna change.
Most probably never,
considering his age.

Well, i continued my fruitful effort,
To annoy Tania.XD
sorry, Tania.
It's entertaining.

I think that's all for this time. Chao!

Sleep Deprivation

Today's school was a bore,
in my opinion.

But on the last period,
we got called down to the quadrangle,
By the one and only,
Mr X.
Thinking we're doomed,
we marched down like prisoners.

Turns out we're out for a speech.
Delivered with lots of Malaysian slang,
by a person from the,
department of
Fire Prevention Department or something like that.

She showed us a slide show,
with lots of grueling ' peeled of skin' pics,
honestly,
it was kinda scary.

That's enough i think,
to send shiver down my spine.
Just a reminder though,
NEVER use WATER to put out fire on a person's skin.

In class i annoyed Tania to the extend,
She'll be the most welcome to tell you what i did,
won't you, Tania?
Most probably you would. XD
Two minutes in my company,
She's already puffing out air through her...
Er.... enlarging nostrils?
Well, another 15 minutes in my company,
i bet you,
she'd have foam pouring out of her mouth.

Mrs Eveonne said we have to put up the class deco,
by the next day.
Holy, the class has not done anything yet.
So I sacrificed my beauty sleep,
And stayed up late to do the timetable.


Then i started to do that Geography presentation thingy for tomorrow,
I was searching high and low,
for a good and informative article about the Yellow River in Chine.
Mind you, it was 11.30 at that moment,
and it was super dark.
i can't switch on the lights,
worrying my mum will wake up,
and bulldoze me to bed... again,
with that infamous kick.
The consequences had been known to be disastrous.

So i sneaked up and do as simply as possible.
It was rather a simple matter to get up,
and no worries,
because i can hear my dad snoring deeply in his sleep.
lol.

when I'm done, I decided to call Matthew.
Man, it's bee such a long time since i last chat with him.
What surprise me most is that,
He's actually studying!
I'm like *jaw drop*.
Honestly, it's rather hard to believe,
but I'll swallow the fact.

We talked for like one hour or so,
Then i climbed to my bed,
That's around 12.45,
Then I fall into a sleep,
shrouded by what seemed like,
eternal darkness.

What? More work?!

Today isn't the best day ever,
still bearable.

Yesterday, Ms. Malini recommended me
To participate the Spelling Bee competition,
In conjunction with the English week.
Well, obviously i have no say over the decision,
so i just kept my silence.

Later at night,
I read dictionaries,
ranging from the thickest to the..
semi thick ones.

Then my friend from the the class next door called me,
And we ended up testing each other.
Though i think his sleeping hormones must be kicking in,
Because he was yawning. XD
I bid him goodnight and continued to lit a midnight lamp.

Then i sank into my lovely bed.

The next day, which is today,
i woke up with a sore head.
My brother and sister were already up before me,
to complete the undone homework,
awesomely found by my mother.

I went to school earlier today,
because it was raining.
Mum doesn't want to be caught in a traffic jam.

i reached school,
and jayson came later.
He tested me.

Then assembly started,
with the juniors talking about their teddy bears.
One of them actually talked about her toy monkey!
How adorable!

Then we had that Spelling Bee thingy.
Underdogs(that's us little seniors) vs. Pros (that's you senior 3,4, 5).
It was ok.
Thank god my friend tested me yesterday!
I was able to answer some of the quetions.

I got 2nd,
Tied with a senior 4, Nicole.

Then, for tomorrow,
I have to do an oral exam, again.
Hiyo, so susah la.

But my friend next door is experiencing a far worse luck.
He's got a BM oral exam,
a science presentation,
and an English oral test too.

Comparing the both of us,
ah.. i pity him.

Gambateh! *it means good luck btw.

Oh, yesterday, my aunt from New Zealand called.
She'll be coming to my house next month,
and we'll be going to Penand together.
I'm looking forward to her visit.

I guess that's all for today. I'll upload some photos next time.

Shopping, shopping and more shopping..

It's Sunday today,
My parents are taking us out again,
I don't know what the place is called,
But if i must translate it from Chinese,
it means 'Cow Car Water'. LOL
I think its somewhere near Kelana Jaya.

The place is something like a cross section,
Of Petaling Street and Sungai Wang.
It's windy there, though.
Most probably because it's about to rain.

My brother got a haircut,
But i don't think it looked any different. XD
Sorry, bro!
I think its not worth your RM15.

We had lunch at a food a stall.
My parents and my sister each ordered a plate of fried kuay teow,
While i ordered a ....
Claypot noodles?
I was immensely horrified,
As i observe the hawker cook my food.
He practically poured two big tablespoon,
2 BIG TABLESPOON,
Straight into my food!

Holy, the food was extremely salty.
I couldn't finish it,
My dad being the 'bandar raya',
Offered to finish it for me.
Aww, that's so kind but no.
I wouldn't risk you getting high blood pressure.

Then we went to a dessert stall,
the food's great!
I mean its way better than the noodles i ordered.

Then we went to a clothes store.
I utterly do not know,
What is wrong with my mother.
She's so into dresses now!
She actually bought a bright orange dress!
She claimed she looked young in it.
Well, she asked me to share it with her.
Honestly, i could never understand women,
though i'm going to be one soon. XP

After walking around,
we decided to go back home.

School's starting again tomorrow.
Got to pack up my stuff.
Bye!

Wierd day

Yesterday was a queer,
but nice day.

First my mum told me,
The world is going to end soon. 20th of December 2012. (*gasps! so soon?!*)
The message is told in a story form in a website about the Mayans.

A farmer was a bout to slaughter a pig,
then lo and behold!
The pig talked.

Pig: Don't kill me, dear farmer.
Farmer: *too shocked to speak*
Pig: Now listen carefully.
Farmer: *nods and nods his head furiously*
Pig: In the year of 2007, I'm the most expensive in the market. In 2008, the rice will be the most expensive in the market. in 2009, there will be houses but no people in them.

Wonder what's gonnna happen.
I was shocked,
because everything the pig claimed had came true!
Mind you, that article was written few years back.

Then there's another passage in the article.

A farmer was about to slaughter a......
no, not a pig this time.
A cow.

Cow: Don't kill me, dear farmer.
Farmer: *biting his tongue*
Cow: Listen up. The people of China will be celebrating about the Olympics. Then more unhappiness will follow when the birdnest's on fire. (* translated from Chinese*)

Isn't this a bit to real?
I mean, China did construct a stadium for the Olympics,
and they did specifically name it,
'Bird's Nest'.

@.@" But i do not know how true this claim is, though.

My mum told me that when she picked me up from tuition.
After tuition,
we went to Sunway Pyramid.
I wore my green dress,
matched with a pair of green sandals.
My brother thought I was campaigning
For 'Save our Mother Earth".
You know, i kind of agree with him.

As usual, it's crowded.
we blended in to the masses of people.
I wanted to get myself a Rubik's cube,
but there's no Toys' R Us here. =.=
So I bought a 'pirated' one at some mini stall,
only costed me RM3. >.<

Then i bought a ...
I dunno what to call it,
But it looks like this.

A man playing a violin.
Isn't it nice? ^^,

I saw a watch on sale,
But it was pink!
I don't hate pink,
but i just never got really well with pink.
I mean, I'm more to dark and 'warmer' colours.
Like black, green, blue, yellow, red and uh... purple?

Today's newspaper was funny.
it read..

Victoria's secret is out-Queen's undies show that she had 50-inch waist!

That was the title.
God, and she's barely 150 cm tall!
Doesn't she goes for exercise?
Holy.
Erm, you can check that out in today's Star newspaper at page W35.
I thank my friends who always motivate me to do sports!
I salute you! :D

P.S I love this guy! He's so Kawaii!

He's from F.T. Island.

Bye!

Bored To Death

This is SO WRONG!
I contributed an article to the school newsletter,
and I suppose there's nothing wrong with that,
Until i looked down at my name.

'contributed by The Gie Eng, Senior 2'



What is this?!
When will they ever get it right?
This is so annoying!!

Guess what are my friends' comment?

Indran: Omg, Gie Eng! I can't believe you wrote that! O.o"
Rishi: Eh Gie Eng, why you always in the newsletter one ar?

I was like =.-

The trip was extremely boring,
so boring that I'd rather hear Pheeshelaa sing some nursery rhymes.
What fun is there,
when I've visited it like 5 times.
The trip was free,
so obviously the targeted destination wasn't any better.
Honestly, I wouldn't mind,
even if i had to fish out some money,
just to go to a better place.
I mean its such a cliche.

Oh well, not that i care about it now, anyway.

Yesterday,
Mr Xavier gave us a three periods' speech in the library (a new record!),
Firing away about the school rules,

"you can not do this..."
"you can not do that..."

That is not the end.

He went on babbling away about his history so students he sacked,
students he had suspended,
students he had met at the pirated DVD shop,
bla bla bla....
The list goes on..

We were sitting on the hard tiled floor,
while he talked for the whole time standing.
He was scratching here and there (I'll leave it to your imagination!),
then his balding crown of hair.

Then there's Ms Rubini and Ms Evonne,
sitting there looking at us (and Mr X).
Ms. Rubini's face is so super!
I'll tell you why!
She got the skill of a chameleon!
Her face color changed into a flushing and steaming red!
So geng!
I could never achieve her level of redness!
I bow to you, Ms Rubini (my mumy)!

We were joking about the school's absurdity,
that's because they are actually taking into consideration,
to make us buy socks with the school's badge on it next year!!
Do they need to go to such extend?
Socks?!
Don't make me laugh!

Ok there's my mum,
calling me to shut down..
I guess i'd better go!

Please comment! :)

Hide Me

This world is so full of surprises,
that it sometimes comes in a terrible wave of horror.
I'm serious,
No kidding.

Until today i never knew,
what is it like to have a close friend,
having a crush on you.

It's rather hard to accept,
because he's my one of my close friends,
Yeah, if you study in my class,
you'd have guessed who.
there's no need for me to say 'who'.
I had never realized what was going on,
I was that oblivious to the feelings showered on me.
I had always treated him as my friend,
And interpreted his attention to me as 'normal',
until today.

Yes, until today.

Today could have been the darkest day,
darker than black mixing with the colour of coal.
I could not bring myself to talk to him,
Worrying I would freak out,
And as a result,

I swallowed every word that i intended to say.

This is so pathetic.

This is not how this should turn out,
I'm like running away from him,
an escapist.

Hide me!

Love of my life

ah its been a while since i last updated my blog..
Gomen! I've been listening to F.T island none stop for the past 3 weeks..
god knows what is wrong with me..
i'm so into them<3>














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They are so HOT!!!








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